my father is a cool man. who sends his son 2 emails at 1.11pm when he should be working , ( nice slacking)
The first email : Little Zachary was doing very badly in Maths
Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried
everything… Tutors, Mentors, flash cards, Special learning centers. In
short, everything they could think of to help his math.
Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took
Zachary down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first
day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He
didn’t even kiss his mother Hello.
Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and
papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at
work.
His mother was amazed.. She called him down to dinner.
To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a
word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before. This
went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried to understand
what made all the difference.
Finally , little Zachary brought home his report Card. He quietly laid it
on the table, went up to his room and hit the books. With great
trepidation, His Mom looked at it and to her great surprise,
Little Zachary got an ‘A’ in math. She could no Longer hold her curiosity.
She went to his room and said, ‘Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?’ Little
Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no. ‘Well, then,’ she replied,
Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? ‘WHAT WAS IT
ALREADY?’
Little Zachary looked at her and said, ‘Well, on the first day of school
when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren’t fooling
around.’
the 2nd email : An Interesting Fact ..( The history of SHIT ) .
Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer’s invention, so large shipments of manure were common
It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen.
Met! hane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!
Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening
After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term “Ship High In Transit” on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.
Thus evolved the term ” S.H.I.T ” , (Ship High In Transport) which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this v! ery day.
and like in February he sent us a video on cannibalism .
so now i know where i get my sense of humour from.
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